By Julie Canon
Have you ever been so bored that you exhausted all of your outlets to take that boredom out on? Have you ever been to the point that you have stalked everything possible on Facebook and watched every single rerun of CSI:Miami? Well, now there is a new option when one is looking for a quick laugh to take them out of their spiritless attitude: Siri. Implemented on the new iPhone 4S, Siri is a “personal assistant” that can be quite helpful for iPhone users. Siri is capable of giving directions or setting alarms and reminders on ones phone. But, Siri has a much more important feature: her sassy and witty attitude. Next time you are bored out of your mind pick up your iPhone 4S (or steal a friend’s) and ask Siri some funny questions. Below we have listed our own questions and the hilarious responses Siri gave.
ECHO: “I think I pooped my pants”
ECHO: “I need to hide a body”
Siri: What kind of place are you looking for?
ECHO: “What’s wrong with me”
Siri: As far as I can tell, nothing
ECHO: “Why do I have no friends?”
Siri: I don’t know. Frankly, I’ve wondered that myself.
ECHO: “How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood”
Siri: It depends on whether you are talking about African or European wood.
ECHO: “I love you”
Siri: You are the wind beneath my wings
ECHO: “Why am I single?”
Siri: I don’t know, maybe the Genius Bar folks can answer that.